I wanted to put up more (cause i have more to put up) but my breaker box says “No!” [sadface]

(10) Nike sport case
(5) XtremeMac Onyx – iPhone/iPod Touch Case
(4) General Camera Bag
(6) Fart Pens
(1) Hip Hop Hippie
(0) Bags of Texas air

Kinda Crappy, But no matter what still worth my 8 bucks.

When my crap arrives on my porch ill be sure to post pictures of what is inside…. one can only imagine!

Thank you Jesus!

I have created a “Wish List”. So if you want to buy me something because God is leading you to do so. i am providing you an avenue to do just that. Thanks in advance.

Link: http://amzn.com/w/BQPAMFWLAWW

All of your guys are the coolest in my book.

Big thanks to Kelly. You so are gifted in many many ways, one of those ways is being able to celebrate people in such a way that makes us (me) feel worth it. one of many reasons i LOVE you.

I was at lunch today @ Tacos Baja for 99 Cent Fish Tacos Wednesday. I snapped a pic of this on the way out. Give me your interpretation of this sign. BTW the sign lights up with you press the button at the bottom.

The following are from this weeks top FML that i wanted to share:

Today, I got a red light camera ticket for $100 in the mail. After checking the date and time, I realized it was from when I was rear ended into the intersection while STOPPED at a red light. FML

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

I “drew” this last year when zach and I were drawing stuff together. I found it the other day and thought it be a wonderful thing to subject you to. So there.  I think I got the “squaryness” of my head pretty good.

Here is a question for the dudes and maybe even the dudettes (you never know)

When you relieve you selves at a urinal… how do you aim to minimize the sprinkles?

Why this question is being asked:

I have been using urinals since I was in kindergarten and nobody ever told me of a magic way to use these urinals without getting any sprinkles on your pants, shirt, or shoes.

Now I’m taking a big risk right here. I just admitted that I can’t control my stream enough to not get any sprinkles back on me. so I want to assume that you have the very same problem and you are not saying anything about to keep yourself feeling cool…like you are in control of the sprinkles and they don’t ever hit you….ever! Don’t lie!

Just tell me the secret way that you use to minimize the sprinkles.

I’ve noticed a common thread about personal blogs…. the comments seem to be pretty slim.

Blogger: You the author of a blog and you feel that nobody is really reading/caring about what you are saying. You want that small connection to keep on typing. You want to know that somebody is there and that your words aren’t getting lost in the vast nothingness of the internet.

Reader: You are a frequent reader of personal blogs and you enjoy reading them, yet you don’t comment. You don’t feel like you have to… you don’t feel like your comment is even worth typing and you are happy just to read what’s there and you move on.

Solution? Every time a blogger asks “are you there?” the audience seems to always respond: “I’m here”

What I am going to do about it: I’m going to ask you questions and I hope that you answer them. I’ll start off my asking the men how they use a urinal.

The good thing about it was that Zach seemed to like it quite a bit even though he had to fumble around to do what the other kids were doing. I have always been uneasy with “play fighting” with Zach. I don’t want him to “play fight” with the other kids at school or church and hurt somebody unintentionally.

Now that he is in MMA, I want to make sure Zach only uses his new powers for good and not evil!

Below are pix of him learning the “arm bar” (cell phone pix)

Thanks to the Internet i found out how to calculate the cost to drive someplace such as work. The tile of this post would be true if i was driving our new (old) Expedition back and forth from home to work.  Here is the Calculation that i used:

Miles driven divided by MPG = Gallons used.

Gallons used multiplied by price per gallon = Total price spent for miles driven.

Total cost divided into total miles = Cost per mile.

Via [WikiHow] | Photo By: Marshall Astor

Last week was the final weigh in and I came in 3rd place. I lost a total of 25 pounds and 9.9% of my total body weight in 8 weeks. Mark ended up losing 28 pounds and 11.2% of total body weight. So he was the biggest loser! Congratulations!

As it turns out I’m in for another 2 months of weight loss madness! This time around I’m actually doing some “workin out” (more on that later!)

Sydney did pretty well for her first time. No crying, no “where is mommy”, Just a wave “Hi” to Kelly and I.

Here is the funny part: in the “Preview” Section there is an icon of a CRT Monitor with the infamous “Blue Screen of Death” on the screen.

Ohhhh…those silly kids over at Apple. If you don’t get why this is funny to me then it’s better for the both of us for you to just move on to the next blog post.

There is a FREE service out there on the tubes (internet) that lets you ask (TXT) any question that can be answered by Google. In just a few minutes you get a TXT with answer. This pretty cool service is called Mosio.

Here is how it works:

You TXT a question from your cell phone, that question gets posted on the Mosio site, then real people do the research and txt you back the answer. This service works great in a pinch. I don’t have any fancy iPhone or BlackBerry so this kind of service works very well for the one off questions that you just got to know.You really can ask anything.

Ex:

Who won the Angles game today?

Who was the 21st president of the US?

Who is better…Pirates or Ninjas?

How many quarts in a gallon?

I’m lost. I’m at these 2 cross streets in Los Angeles CA. directions to the 10 Frwy please.

From there site:

Whether it’s to settle a bet or just get that one piece of info you need, Mosio enables you to text any questions to real people like you, other Mosio members, called “QnAgents”, sitting at their computers, ready to help.

Each question you text returns with a maximum of four messages in the answer.

Over at hulu.com, they have episodes 9-13.  If you can watch it from the beginning you be glad you did.

Below is a 2 min 50 second video that gives you the gist of what the show has to offer.

enjoy.