dante cordova » urine http://www.elguapo5000.com A Victim Of Marketing Tue, 18 May 2010 17:51:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Question: How do you use a urinal? http://www.elguapo5000.com/2009/10/question-how-do-you-use-a-urinal/ http://www.elguapo5000.com/2009/10/question-how-do-you-use-a-urinal/#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:20:28 +0000 Bloggy http://www.elguapo5000.com/?p=414 url

Here is a question for the dudes and maybe even the dudettes (you never know)

When you relieve you selves at a urinal… how do you aim to minimize the sprinkles?

Why this question is being asked:

I have been using urinals since I was in kindergarten and nobody ever told me of a magic way to use these urinals without getting any sprinkles on your pants, shirt, or shoes.

Now I’m taking a big risk right here. I just admitted that I can’t control my stream enough to not get any sprinkles back on me. so I want to assume that you have the very same problem and you are not saying anything about to keep yourself feeling cool…like you are in control of the sprinkles and they don’t ever hit you….ever! Don’t lie!

Just tell me the secret way that you use to minimize the sprinkles.

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